This walk, which takes in most of the
famous Royal Palaces, as well as Parliament
and the Seat of the Church, Lambeth Palace,
focuses on the history of power. Three
figures - the Monarch, The Prime Minister
and The Archbishop of Canterbury have held
the balance of power in England - each more
or less in control for a period.
1)
We start in
Trafalgar Square, where atop his column sits
Lord Nelson - if it was not for him
Trafalgar Square would be in Paris. Nowadays
his worse enemies are not the French, but
the pigeons which infest the square, Nelson
has had to be coated in a special paint to
protect him from their droppings.
However
the new Mayor, determined to 'tidy up' the
square has banned the pigeon-food vendors.
Feeding Trafalgar Square's pigeons is now
illegal in what is widely seen as a move to
earn money from fining tourists, as councils
do already with their anti-social parking
restrictions and other bye-laws. You don't
have to show your passport and if the
attendants get stroppy, give a false name.
A few years ago a man was caught trapping
the pigeons in the square and carting them
away in a box. It was presumed he was
selling them to a restaurant
somewhere (illegal) but as it's perfectly
legal to trap vermin such as pigeons, the
police couldn't do anything.
They followed him, but he
always evaded them. Moral: don't order
pigeon in London unless you know the
restaurant very well. If you want to hold a
public demonstration about the ill-treatment
of pigeons this is the place - most
political demonstrations start or end here.
In the Northeast corner of the Square is St Martins-in-the-Fields, which
like St Germain in Paris used to be out in
the country. It's the official exact centre
of London (a plaque marks the spot), the
architecture dates from 1722, but there's
been a church here since about 1000.
Buried there are
Hogarth, Sir Joshua Reynolds and Thomas
Chippendale. The Academy of St Martins in the Fields
is named after it, though that's the only
association (they once used to rehearse
here) - the oft advertised concerts are not
usually up to that group's high standard.
The north side of the square is made up by
the National Gallery, but we're going to be
taking Whitehall out of the South side. Look
right at the bottom of the square, through
Admiralty Arch you can see
Buckingham Palace at the end of The Mall -
our walk's final destination. The Arch
belongs to the Admiralty though candidates
for the Secret Services are interviewed
here. Whitehall - synonymous with Government
- was actually the site of Charles I's
Palace, where Samuel Pepys used to come on
Naval business to his successor - he is
credited with the making of the Navy as we
know it - Nelson
would not be on
his column if it weren't for him. The
admiralty building is on the right side of
the street - closed to tourists, but inside
is a magnificent quad. It was built in 1722,
incorporating elements of an earlier
building by Wren. Britain's Navy is 'The
Senior Service' - it was no co-incidence
that James Bond was a Naval Commander -
sailors sit atop the tree of military power.
Next down on your right is 2)
Horseguards - you can smell it
before you get to it - home of the mounted
division of the Queen's bodyguard.
There are usually guards on
duty outside the building between 10:00 and
16:00 in their characteristic helmets with
plumes of horsehair. They're relieved every
hour - and the butt of much tourist
attention (their sangfroid is absolute)
while they're on duty. Through the arch is
their Parade, where the Queen annually
inspects the troops (on her official
birthday) in a pageant of military history.
Only members of the Royal Family are
permitted to drive through the arch. But
we'll continue down Whitehall to visit 3)
The Banqueting House - the last remainder of
Whitehall Palace.
It was
designed by Inigo Jones and dates from 1622
- the magnificent ceiling painting is by
Reubens. Charles I walked out to his
execution here, and Charles II celebrated
the Restoration here as a sop to the
Puritans. Charles I's head was cut off
outside the fourth window from the right, at
first floor level.
4) Next
port of call is where political heads roll -
Margaret Thatcher's rolled here at No
10 Downing Street when she was deposed
by a palace coup. Although the Premier
traditionally lives at No 10, Tony Blair,
father of four, lives in No 11 - the
Chancellor's house, because there's more
room.
When a new Prime
Minister comes into power, s/he visits the
Queen at Buckingham Palace, then has a
victory ride back to No 10 - followed by the
television cameras. Sadly public access is
limited due to the current vogue for
terrorism.
It hasn't always been a government street -
Boswell rented rooms here and Smollett set
up a surgeon's practice here. Prime
Ministers got exclusive use from 1732. No 12
is the party whips office - a job that
refers not to the sexual inclinations of
incumbents (well... they do call it 'le vice
anglais') but to their role as a
'whippers-in' (as in fox-hunting) of the
Members of Parliament. Files kept by the
whips are used to blackmail politicians into
voting with their party, should they feel
like voting with their consciences instead.
In the middle of the road is the Cenotaph,
where the dead of the wars are remembered,
in a ceremony attended by the good and great
on Armistice day.
Looming
over it you'll see the tower of Big Ben -
the name actually refers to the large bell
within. The tower is called St Steven's
Tower. You can set your watch by it -
everyone else does. The thirty-nine steps
are here and allegedly provide a sniper with
a clear shot at the PM, if you believe the
novel by John Buchan. Between 1859 and 1913
when it went automatic, it used to take two
men 32 hours to wind up the clock - the
pendulum is regulated by the addition of
pennies. Women's Suffrage campaigner Emily
Pankhurst was the last person to be
incarcerated in the prison cell at the
bottom of the tower, in 1902.
5) The
Houses of Parliament are a crowning glory of
the Thames,
but
until the river was cleaned up, the stench
from the leatherworks at the Tower was such
that several times MPs had to stop sitting,
nowadays it's the smell of intrigue that
wafts through the corridors. Bits of the
building go back before 1066, but the only
bits that survived the fire of 1834 are the
Hall & cloisters, and the Jewel Tower.
The current building dates from 1832,
architecture by Barry, decorative bits by
Pugin - the greatest of the Victorian
ornamentalists - who even designed the
inkwells on the politicians' desks. 
Bombed during the war, it was restored in
1950. You can visit - join one of the
queues - for either Lords or Commons. The best time to visit
is during Prime Minister's Question Time -
when political sparring occurs across the
floor of the house. However tickets for this
quipfest are like gold dust - it's virtually
impossible to get into PMQs without a ticket
from an MP or friendly Commons staffer;
people queuing don't normally get in before
4-4.30pm. If you just want to see the
chamber of the House, it's quicker to come
later in the evening when the queue's
shorter. 
The best political sparring in PMQs happened
between Margaret Thatcher and Neil Kinnock a
decade ago - but the current PM and Leader
of the Opposition give it a
good go. You'll be surprised at how rowdy it
can get - the newly-retired speaker Betty
Boothroyd used to officiate like a school
ma'am - threatening the naughty boys and
girls with punishment. If one of the MPs
cries out 'I spy Strangers' all the public
is thrown out of the building. The
traditions are arcane - ask one of the
porters to explain it all to you. You can
view that endangered species the Lord in the
House of Lords too. When the House is not
sitting there's a guided tour that is highly
recommended see here for
details
6) Across
from Parliament is the gothic fantasy of Old
St Thomas' Hospital -
which is with St
Pancras Station the most Ghormenghastly
piece of architecture in London. Although it
was founded in the 12th century where Guy's
hospital now stands in The Borough (see Walk
one). It's named after St Thomas a Beckett
who was disposed of in an unfortunate
'accident' in Canterbury Cathedral and
canonised in 1173. The accounts show that
the cook doubled as a gravedigger in 1583 at
a salary of £1. Most of the current
buildings date from 1871. The hospital food
still tastes as if it was cooked by a
gravedigger, according to the students.
Florence Nightingale established her school
of nursing here, and the nurses in the wards
are still referred to as Nightingales
(behind their backs).
Next to Tommy's
is 7)Lambeth Palace, the seat of the
Church separated from the State by a river
and an act of Parliament. Built in 1200 -
with Gothic additions in 1830. You can go in
by arrangement with a vicar (your local one
has to write a letter) but it's shortly to
be opened to the public.
We stray away from the river to visit 8)
Smith Square with its exquisite houses
on the East side. It's the headquarters of
the Conservative Party. The church in the middle is
actually a concert-house that specialises in
Baroque music.
Leave Smith
Square at its Northeast corner, by Gayfere
St, and diagonally opposite on the left hand
side is Tufton St, which leads us, past an
oddball Ecclesiastical outfitters, which
makes the robes for the Archbishop of
Canterbury, to 9)Dean's
yard,
which
we enter by the gate to the right of the
large arch. See also Little Dean's Yard.
Westminster Abbey Choir School is on the
west side, and if you're lucky you'll see
the choirboys parading out in their uniforms
for a service - usually just before 1700.
Edward
Gibbon's aunt used to live here. There are
guided tours of the historic school during
the summer holidays.
We emerge through
the great gates towards 10)
Westminster Abbey, sadly a
church which charges for admission (unless
you attend a service, in which case it's
free) but is well worth the money.
By now you may be wanting to stop for
refreshment - most of the pubs around this
area are renowned for having a division bell
- MPs are allowed to leave the Commons
during a debate but
(especially
if the whips are at work) must return for
the vote at the end. Given the absolute
tedium on some of the more arcane bills
before the house, they often nip out for a
swift pint. When the vote (or 'division') is
about to take place a special bell is rung -
not only in Parliament but anywhere that has
a relay installed within the 'division bell
area' - ie: where MPs can get back to vote
within 10 minutes. So, if you're drinking in
a pub nearby and a bell rings and several
curmudgeonly types rush out suddenly you'll
know where they're going. One such pub is
the Storey's Wine bar on Storey's Gate which
is between the Methodist Central Hall and
the Queen Elizabeth II conference centre -
opposite Westminster Abbey. 
Carrying on we return to Parliament Square
and head for the northeast corner,
diagonally opposite from the entrance to
Parliament, where a short road - St George
Street leads off towards the park. We follow
that until the park, when we turn right and
walk along Horseguards Road - on our right
is 11) the
Cabinet War Rooms, where
Churchill planned the end of Nazism. During
the war their existence and location were
top secret, but today anyone can visit. They
have been left exactly as they were in 1945,
with Churchill's chamber pot still visible.
They are run by the Imperial War Museum.
Opposite the entrance to the War rooms
you'll see the pelicans of St James' park on
a small island in the lake. They are
descendants of a pair presented by Russia in
the 1650s.The park was once a hog-rearing
ground for a leper colony (now St James'
Palace) and has come on somewhat since then.
Elizabeth I used to hunt here and Charles II
used to play Pell Mell here - a kind of
cross between basketball and golf - from
which Pall Mall (properly pronounced Pell
Mell) takes it's name. The park was by the
1760s a favourite haunt of prostitutes and
as such features in many plays of the
period. We'll walk towards Buckingham Palace
along the lakeside, then turn right to cross
the bridge.
The view from the bridge is one of the
most sublime in London and has been made, in
2000, a protected view - the domes and
turrets of Whitehall cresting the fountain
- you might think
you were in a country park - it's at its
best after 18:00 on a sunny day. We cross
the bridge and continue straight on to The
Mall, cross over and turn right back towards
admiralty arch. On our left is a flight of
stairs looked over by a statue of George VI,
which we take. At the top in a square is the
official residence of The Foreign Secretary.
We emerge onto Carlton Terrace, home of the
Turf Club, one of the most exclusive, in
money terms, Gentlemen's clubs in London.
12) The
gardens that back onto Carlton Terrace are
attached to the various gentlemen's clubs
that line Pall Mall - left onto a road named
Carlton Gardens and you emerge on that
august thoroughfare - on our immediate right
is the Reform club
where Phineas
Fogg set out to go round the world in 80
days. All the clubs are members only, but
from the top of the stairs you can see the
Florentine Courtyard within and the interior
architecture is apparent through the
windows. It was formed in 1832 and designed
by Barry who did the Houses of Parliament.
The head chef Alexis Soyer, a celebrity in
his day, designed the kitchens.
This club, for
liberals, was one of the first to go mixed,
in 1981. Stella Rimmington - former head of
MI5, and on whom the current 'M' in James
Bond films is modeled is a member - strange
as she presided over a very illiberal regime
of secret policing. More on Gentlemen's clubs
Heading down Pall Mall - in the direction
of the traffic flow, we pass other clubs,
the RAC and the Oxford
and Cambridge
. Flambeaux
are lit outside clubs on special occasions.
A plaque on the wall indicates a house where
Charles II installed Nell Gwynne - an orange
seller from the South Bank (see Walk One)
who he made his mistress. He was living in
St James' Palace at the time so she was
always on hand should he need close
conference with her.
On the northern corner of Pall Mall, as it
turns up into St James's street stands 13)
the Texas Legation, now a wine
merchant's - when Texas was a Lone Star
State this was its embassy in London. After
Texas won its
independence
from Mexico in 1836, England was one of the
first countries in the world to recognize
the Republic of Texas as a nation.
Their charge
d'affaires to the Court of St. James, Dr.
Ashbel Smith rented office space at 3 St.
James's St in an upper floor above Berry
Bros. and Rudd (who opened a grocers here in
1696) If you pop in you can see a large set
of scales used to weigh coffee - nearby
residents would also get themselves weighed
here - the shop's ledgers record the weights
of Lord Byron, Horatio Nelson, his mistress
Lady Hamilton and Queen Victoria's father.
On the other corner of Pall Mall, a few
metres down Marlborough Road is the pale
yellow building of the Queen's Chapel - the
first classical church in England. It's part
of the Royal Palaces complex, but
politically and socially separate. It was
designed by Inigo Jones in 1623
as a catholic
chapel for various Queens imported from
Europe: Henrietta Maria, Catherine of
Braganza and Charlotte von Mecklenburgh. As
interbreeding continued between the royal
families of Europe, it's held services for
all religions outside outside the Church of
England tradition - Dutch reformed (William
& Mary) German Lutheran (for the
Hannoverians) and Danish (for Queen
Alexandra). Visiting times are posted
outside. You can attend services here in
summer, in Winter they are held in the
Chapel Royal in St James' Palace - the only
way for tourists to get into either building
- services are at 08:30 and 11:15 on
Sundays.
14) St
James' Palace itself is guarded
by
busbee'd guardsmen when Prince Charles is in
residence - there's usually a small
changing-of-the-guard ceremony at about
16:00, which is much less crowded than the
one at Buckingham Palace. It was built by
Henry VIII and was the main Royal Residence
in town between 1698 and 1820. You can't
officially visit the Palace, but for half
the year public Sunday services are held in
the Chapel Royal inside - see the
noticeboard outside the Queen's chapel for
details.
Beyond St James' Palace as we proceed down
Cleveland St, is 15) Clarence
House,
traditional
Palace of the Queen Mother. We walk round
the courtyard to its northwest corner where
a small passageway takes us into Green Park,
and turning left we walk down Queen's Walk
to 16) Buckingham Palace - the
official residence of the Queen in London.
She hates living there (a
small apartment on the northern wing
provides for her needs) and most of the
building is used to receive official guests
- it's a kind of Royal Conference Centre.
It is open to the public but is badly
organised, expensive and there's not that
much to see - it regularly tops the lists of
'Worst Tourist Attraction' compiled by the
Consumers' Association - researched from
thousands of interviews of tourists. You
have been warned!
Details of the changing of the guard can be
had on a noticeboard on the front. If
there's a crowd head to the Palace's left
side (as you face it) - the soldiers start
off for the ceremony here on the Guard's
Parade Ground (stand near the red sign
advertising the Guards' Museum) - where they
parade and sometimes march and drill with a
band (depends on the regiment) and you'll
get a better view of part of the spectacle -
such are the crowds it's impossible nowadays
to see both parts.

From here the walk continues through Green
Park, to Hyde Park Corner, Hyde Park,
Kensington Gardens, and finishes off at
Kensington House, home of the Queen's sister
Princess Margaret, and home to the late
Princess Diana. A good Royal website, if
you're getting confused by all the names is
here. The official monarchy
website is here 
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